I need a Jew

[G]Nothing [Dm7]else has [G7]worked so [Bb7]far
[F#dim7]So I'll [G]wish u[Am]pon a [C7]star
[Em7]Wondrous [F#dim7]dancing [Dm7]speck of [F7]light
I [G]need [Bm]a [C]Jew...

[G]Lois [Dm7]makes me [G7]take the [Bb7]rap
[F#dim7]Cause our [G]checkbook [Am]looks like [C7]crap
[Em7]Since I [F#dim7]can't give [Dm7]her a [F7]slap
I [G]need [Bm]a [C]Jew...

[Am]Where to [Gm7]find [C9]
[F] A Baum or [G]Stien or [C]Stein
To [Em7]teach me [Fm]how to [F#dim7]whine and do my [Dm]taxes...

[G]Though by [Dm7]many [G7]they're ab[Bb7]horred
[F#dim7]Hebrew [G]people [Am]I've [C7]adored
[Em7]Even [F#dim7]though they [Dm7]killed my [F7]lord
I [G]need [Bm]a [C]Jewwwwww

[Em7]Now my [F#dim7]troubles [Dm7]are all [F7]through
I [G]have [Bm]a [C]Jewwwwww!